Okay, That Last Post Was Really Crap

I just started writing a new one about pending bathroom renovations but that was even crapper, so I threw it away.

I'm still getting back in the saddle. Y'know.

Further requests are invited.

Comments

[jay]

you could do one about the tradidtional welsh jig youre planning to perform at the party

[Teigan]

You're an evil man.

It's a good thing all you ever do is sleep, read, watch TV, get drunk and leave messy stains all over the kitchen. Otherwise I might be forced to assassinate you.

Maybe we'll both dance.

[jay]

thats not entirely true i do lead a rich inner life, and there were plans for global discombobulation, but the funds never came through. besides you were the one who said you need a dancing monkey if you want people to come to your party.

[Teigan]

The question that's bugging me now is which of us is Parsons and which of us is Hubbard.

Actually I think I know. And I don't like it at all.

I liked it better when you were Pogo to my Marilyn Manson (sigh).

And I *still* don't know which of us is Withnail and which of us is I.

You're more indulgent and debased - but I'm more of a drama queen.

Keeps me awake at night. I'm awake now.

[Teigan]

thats not entirely true i do lead a rich inner life, and there were plans for global discombobulation, but the funds never came through.

I shall miss you, Jaye. I won't miss having to hide my toiletries. But you're lovely really. *pats you on the head*

(My party?!)

[jay]

so it goes, i suppose...

the world turns,
some things change
some things stay the same

[Adam]

Draw a lizard riding a BMX on a rainbow of skulls and microkorgs.

Also, if the picture could feature a seahorse, that would be quite good.

[teigan]

I'll give it a go.