C'est L'Hamish

To make a Hamish, you will need:

Peach schnapps & vodka

Orange juice, sparkling apple juice and passionfruit juice (if you can find it)

Ice

Step One: Mix juices to taste.

Step Two: Add 1 shot of vodka and two shots of peach schnapps.

Step Three: Decant over ice. (The ice is important.)

Et Voila:

Comments

[Adam]

With some massive quantities you'll be drinking that stuff for weeks.

Unless of course you didn't like it.

[Adam]

Did you like it?

[teigan]

Yeah man! C'est formidable. It's almost too tasty. As with all the best cocktails, you can't really taste the alcohol at all.

Weeks? I wish..

[Adam]

Oh man, a success! Tell your australian friends!

[teigan]

I intend to serve them exclusively at my next party.

[Avery Cardoza]

Seems a bit vaginal...

[teigan]

Dude, it's a cocktail glass. They always look like that. You need to get out more.. or alternately, stick closer to church oriented social activities.

Heheh.. heheheh.. cocktail.

[teigan]

Is it coz it's, like, filled with ice?

Well, if you will hang out with chicks like Constance.. and the good Lady Neuroc***.

You're a cryptician, Cardoza. I like you. You should comment here more often.

That's what I would do if I were you.

Heh.

[Stephen Cronin]

Okay so now that has caught my interest.

[teigan]

Which part?

[ozone pilot]

well the juice is called golden pash, and if peach schapps were people it would probably be a large randy german girl called Inga.
your action shots all feature something going into something else.
but then again if you hadnt been laid for awhile or were just a walking hard-on you'd probably find drainpipes 'a bit vaginal'.

[teigan]

Oi, don't be dissing the Cardozameister when I'm trying to encourage him! That's a paddling.

(On this occasion I will grant you a fucking-funny-comment concession and let you off with a half-paddling. But DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.)

(And let's face it - who doesn't find drainpipes a bit vaginal? Come on, admit it.)

(*wind howls*)

[horeslover fat]

honk honk

[ben moodyfone]

ponk if you love hussy

[like, hole in the ground]

PONK *c*nsfw*c* PONK

[teigan]

It's okay, you won't get a paddling for that here

[wewol'ycanti get a paddling in this stinking one hore's town]

*goes back to drawling, bored*

[Tristan Taormino]

sounds like youve been infected by one of uncle tom's rouge meme's. I recommend a psyhic enema, quickly before its too l8t!

[teigan]

For all our psyhic enematic needs, Trysting Fields chooses Uncle Tom's Rogue Memes (TM)

>One more thing—is there such a thing as too many enemas?

What a stupid question.

[Cleo]

Ill never understand why americans are so fixated on bottoms...

[teigan]

I've not noticed that, especially - but if so, it would explain why the US as a politico-economic entity is so preoccupied with fucking the rest of the world in the ass

Man, how dirty has this thread gotten?!

This is a wholesome family blog, people!

(Just kidding; actually it isn't)

[aliza]

mmm... myself, ill take decent truth serum over an enema any day.

[subliminalKid]

granted theres a lot of innuendo, but nothing obviously filthy. as for the US maybe i just needs a good deep dicking, to make it settle down some ;->

[mishuki one]

>granted theres a lot of innuendo, but nothing obviously filthy.

Someone hasn't been following the links!

>as for the US maybe i just needs a good deep dicking, to make
>it settle down some ;->

I'm sure you're right.

Who would dare, though?

Who would want to?

*shudders* I wouldnae touch it with yours.

Lose some weight, America! And get that psychotic gleam out of your eye. Then maybe we can come to some arraignment.

[Avery Cardoza]

>>Lose some weight, America! And get that psychotic gleam out of your eye. Then maybe we can come to some arraignment.<<

Avery enters a plea of No Contest.

[Avery Cardoza]

Or Nolo Contendere, if you want to be Vaginal about it...

[teigan]

heh