Pictures don't do you justice, but I think you're beautiful. You're many-layered and endlessly fascinating. And also an excitingly crunchy source of dietary fibre.
You need to love yourself more and stop hiding your green, leafy light under a bushel.
Most people take you for granted - but the salad industry would be lost without you, and so would I.
Oh my god, I totally don't remember you taking those!
That's embarrassing, I look so rough without make up!!
Posted by: Lettuce | Friday, 07 July 2006 at 03:54 AM
Pictures don't do you justice, but I think you're beautiful. You're many-layered and endlessly fascinating. And also an excitingly crunchy source of dietary fibre.
You need to love yourself more and stop hiding your green, leafy light under a bushel.
Most people take you for granted - but the salad industry would be lost without you, and so would I.
Posted by: teigan | Friday, 07 July 2006 at 02:30 PM
Just stop with the lettuceeeeeeee!!! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE LETTUCE!
Posted by: Anti Lettuce Organization (ALO{vera?}) | Friday, 14 July 2006 at 09:16 AM
*cries*
Posted by: lettuce | Friday, 14 July 2006 at 01:51 PM